What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So they tried

Still no good

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Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Why do women like black men?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

What type of crossdresser are you?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

No go.

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