What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:36

Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So they tried
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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